GOT GIRAFFES IN MY HAIR

Midnight hour
I can't sleep and things went sour
It's spring and I want to scream
For an ID and text on a screen
Impossible, forbidden lover
Ridiculous, unwanted fever
For someone I'll never even meet
Mr Kopel, can you help me fathom ?
It happened on a forum.

Tell me why
After years being normally high
I've become a fearless crusader
A Biblical prophet, a pun, a character
A disciple, a fan, a ghost among ghosts
Drugged up and more insane than most
For someone who will never know my name
Mr Limbaugh, this help me overcome
It happened on a forum.

My love went mad
Slammed the door and was sad
I live in permanent haze
Don't watch TV for days
I've seen my real world crumble
My job and my concerns tumble
For things that aren't even material
Oh Mr Hitchens I'm losing momentum
It happened on a forum.

Gonna go
Where you may meet souls and say hello
Utopia rather than ruthlessness
Illusions for lack of tenderness
Showmanship over invisibility
Let's seek action and find beauty
For the ludic society I want for real
Mr Hardy, save me from lies and boredom
It happened on a forum.